Friday, April 30, 2004
I caught the tail end of the Prince special on VH-1 last night -- such an intriguing character, that Prince. He's a paradox in so many ways: Petite, yet manly...Effeminate, yet a serious ladies man...tastes great, yet simultaneously less filling. Not many guys can pull off the yellow jumpsuit with dual ass cheek cut-outs (not even you, Brendan Fernald!).
I managed to oversleep this morning and had to catch a later train. My fatigue probably had something to do with staying up very late to discuss important things with Irfan. During the main part of this exchange, we ranked our potential level of disgust were we to place undesirable object "A" in personal orifice "B", where "A" might equal somebody else's earwax and "B" might equal your nose (how's that for a multivariable set-up, Mr. Bean?). I immediately ranked from most to least desirable area: grundle, ears, nose, mouth. I feel like this must be sort of a universal sentiment, were anybody other than Irfan and myself ever to discuss this topic. Well, sweet blog-readers, my time here is done...so I will bid you adieu. Until next week...
|
I managed to oversleep this morning and had to catch a later train. My fatigue probably had something to do with staying up very late to discuss important things with Irfan. During the main part of this exchange, we ranked our potential level of disgust were we to place undesirable object "A" in personal orifice "B", where "A" might equal somebody else's earwax and "B" might equal your nose (how's that for a multivariable set-up, Mr. Bean?). I immediately ranked from most to least desirable area: grundle, ears, nose, mouth. I feel like this must be sort of a universal sentiment, were anybody other than Irfan and myself ever to discuss this topic. Well, sweet blog-readers, my time here is done...so I will bid you adieu. Until next week...
|
Comments:
Post a Comment
| Post A New Topic |
|
View Message Board |
| Search The Internet |
