Thursday, May 13, 2004
And now -- just when you thought I couldn't become more self-involved -- I give you the latest and greatest feature of the Mestee Blogger: The Blogger Board. That's right, there is now a message board which exists solely for the purpose of allowing you talk about me talking about myself. This board will handle the overflow from the invariable stream of comments put forth every day. If you wish to aid/abet my self-indulgence, the link for the message board is located about 3 miles south, all the way at the bottom of this page. Moving along...
I got the notice today...they're making me move from my present cubicle to a cubicle roughly 15 feet away. The interesting thing about giant corporations is that, to keep things orderly, they must perform all functions and handle all situations in a uniform manner. Therefore, if Sammy Stocktrader, who is moving across town to another office, must mark all of his equipment with official stickers and complete various diagrams which illustrate where the equipment must go in the new office, then Brian Adams, who is moving across the aisle, must do the same. This means that on Monday, I get to watch corporate inefficiency at its best. At 5:00 pm sharp, a group of movers will show up at my desk to move my computer, phone, and printer to my new desk where -- simultaneously -- yet another group of movers will be packing up a virtually identical computer, phone, and printer to move to my old desk! Nothing like a long story without a great punchline, eh? Sorry about that. It seemed funnier in my head. At least now you've got a message board where you can complain about the lack of entertainment you've gotten from the blog. I'm out.
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I got the notice today...they're making me move from my present cubicle to a cubicle roughly 15 feet away. The interesting thing about giant corporations is that, to keep things orderly, they must perform all functions and handle all situations in a uniform manner. Therefore, if Sammy Stocktrader, who is moving across town to another office, must mark all of his equipment with official stickers and complete various diagrams which illustrate where the equipment must go in the new office, then Brian Adams, who is moving across the aisle, must do the same. This means that on Monday, I get to watch corporate inefficiency at its best. At 5:00 pm sharp, a group of movers will show up at my desk to move my computer, phone, and printer to my new desk where -- simultaneously -- yet another group of movers will be packing up a virtually identical computer, phone, and printer to move to my old desk! Nothing like a long story without a great punchline, eh? Sorry about that. It seemed funnier in my head. At least now you've got a message board where you can complain about the lack of entertainment you've gotten from the blog. I'm out.
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