Mestee Blogger

It's Friday! I am convinced that there is no better way to celebrate than to answer a question from a faithful reader. On a side note, does anyone know how New Orleans ended up with a 70115 zip code? I mean, this really throws off my understanding of zip codes being arranged from 0 to 9 going east to west. But I digress...here you go:

Mestee,
What the heck do you have against carrots?? Some perfectly good people spend their lives as carrot-tops, and then you have to go and insult us by claiming that, "I hate carrots! I wasn't even aware that carrots were in the realm of muffin possibilities." Just how is someone supposed to react to that, I ask you? Not even in the realm of muffin possibilities, you say? Well, that's just great. Written off, no chance, rejected. Signing off.
Carrot-top

Dearest Carrot Top,
First, I would like to thank you for writing in...I may need to recruit more readers so that this will occur more often. That said, I have a list of foods that I try to avoid eating at all costs, whether they appear in muffin form or not. They are as follows:

1) Carrots
2) Cucumbers
3) Mince Meat
4) Asparagus
5) Beets
6) Olive Loaf
7) Chick Peas

Even if your hair is the same color as carrots, mince meat, or olive loaf, this will not change the fact that I still don't like them. Have a happy friday.

-Brian

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