Wednesday, June 09, 2004
The following is an excerpt of comments sent in by a new reader:
I'm coming to Bean Town in three, count them, 3 weeks. If I manage to do something fun and interesting and dazzle you with my flip-cup prowess, vague rambles and high-pitched squeals upon having sick words whispered in my ear will I make the blog?
love, Phoebs
Phoebe Larson,
I must have you know, there are many ways that one can "make the blog". People have been featured in the blog for things including: staying at our house, being a hot girl, generally annoying me, riding on the commuter rail, being the author of a dumb blog, getting hit in the junk, hassling me about the price of eggs, or any combination of the above. So, though you have technically already made the blog, the actions that you've mentioned would likely get you further coverage. Nudity is a guaranteed mention.
Sincerely,
Brian
In other news, I am upset that my "go-to" bike at the gym has been out of order for almost a week now. It became my "go-to" bike because it is one of the newer bikes, it has a good angle to the television, and -- during a brief electronic glich, in which the bike's computer let me into a seemingly protected menu system -- I managed to change the bike's primary language to German. Now it says things like "haben Sie einen guten workout!" and "ansteigender aufstieg", sure to confuse even some of the most savvy gym-goers. Surely, nobody could find this super-secret language menu that I stumbled upon, so the bike had remained unchanged for the few weeks immediately after my shenanigans. My theory is that they have stopped people from using the bike, not because it is broken, but simply because it is German. Auf Wiedersehen.
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I'm coming to Bean Town in three, count them, 3 weeks. If I manage to do something fun and interesting and dazzle you with my flip-cup prowess, vague rambles and high-pitched squeals upon having sick words whispered in my ear will I make the blog?
love, Phoebs
Phoebe Larson,
I must have you know, there are many ways that one can "make the blog". People have been featured in the blog for things including: staying at our house, being a hot girl, generally annoying me, riding on the commuter rail, being the author of a dumb blog, getting hit in the junk, hassling me about the price of eggs, or any combination of the above. So, though you have technically already made the blog, the actions that you've mentioned would likely get you further coverage. Nudity is a guaranteed mention.
Sincerely,
Brian
In other news, I am upset that my "go-to" bike at the gym has been out of order for almost a week now. It became my "go-to" bike because it is one of the newer bikes, it has a good angle to the television, and -- during a brief electronic glich, in which the bike's computer let me into a seemingly protected menu system -- I managed to change the bike's primary language to German. Now it says things like "haben Sie einen guten workout!" and "ansteigender aufstieg", sure to confuse even some of the most savvy gym-goers. Surely, nobody could find this super-secret language menu that I stumbled upon, so the bike had remained unchanged for the few weeks immediately after my shenanigans. My theory is that they have stopped people from using the bike, not because it is broken, but simply because it is German. Auf Wiedersehen.
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