Thursday, August 26, 2004
And the Winner Is...Anonymous
Hey, look! Some people wrote in with suggestions for naming my pepper/mushroom/noodle meal. Let's see what they had to say...
Mestee,
An angry mestee is never a pleasant beast to encounter and perhaps that is due to the fact that he failed to enjoy any "Ralph Suprise" last night.
~Serenity Now
Mestee,
You could call it "boarding action break".
-Hooooof E. Pooooof
These are both valid suggestions, but there is a problem: I don't know who they're from. The latter suggestion would seem to be from Hufton, though Hufton insists that he is not responsible for it. Actually, I'm almost sure that it came from Fernald, who most likely has nothing better to do on his business trip in Chicago. The real kicker is that I would currently pick "Ralph Surprise" as the contest winner, but nobody will fess up to being "Serenity Now". If you know who this might be or want to claim your prize and write tomorrow's blog, you can post a comment today...preferably before 5:00 pm.
I was just reading this article on "hot saucing", which entails disciplining children by spreading hot sauce on their tongue. Apparently, "Blair" from the Facts of Life (Lisa Whelchel) has made herself the public spokesperson in favor of this form of corporal punishment. She states: "I prefer my child receive a small amount of pain from my hand of love than to encounter a lot more pain in life." I wonder how she's going to explain to people why her kids start sobbing uncontrollably every time they see a plate of Buffalo Wings.
Don't read this article if you're presently eating lunch. I was not so fortunate yesterday. To steal somebody else's line, perhaps this is what Dave meant when he sang "Don't Drink the Water. I'm out.
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Mestee,
An angry mestee is never a pleasant beast to encounter and perhaps that is due to the fact that he failed to enjoy any "Ralph Suprise" last night.
~Serenity Now
Mestee,
You could call it "boarding action break".
-Hooooof E. Pooooof
These are both valid suggestions, but there is a problem: I don't know who they're from. The latter suggestion would seem to be from Hufton, though Hufton insists that he is not responsible for it. Actually, I'm almost sure that it came from Fernald, who most likely has nothing better to do on his business trip in Chicago. The real kicker is that I would currently pick "Ralph Surprise" as the contest winner, but nobody will fess up to being "Serenity Now". If you know who this might be or want to claim your prize and write tomorrow's blog, you can post a comment today...preferably before 5:00 pm.
I was just reading this article on "hot saucing", which entails disciplining children by spreading hot sauce on their tongue. Apparently, "Blair" from the Facts of Life (Lisa Whelchel) has made herself the public spokesperson in favor of this form of corporal punishment. She states: "I prefer my child receive a small amount of pain from my hand of love than to encounter a lot more pain in life." I wonder how she's going to explain to people why her kids start sobbing uncontrollably every time they see a plate of Buffalo Wings.
Don't read this article if you're presently eating lunch. I was not so fortunate yesterday. To steal somebody else's line, perhaps this is what Dave meant when he sang "Don't Drink the Water. I'm out.
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