Mestee Blogger

There isn't much that puts me in a better mood than a Red Sox victory paired with a Yankee loss...particularly a 22-0 Yankee loss. So, yeah, I'm in a good mood. I'll tell you another reason I'm in a good mood: I bought new sheets. "But Brian," you might say, "why would buying new sheets put you in a good mood?". I'll explain that these aren't your run-of-the-mill cotton sheets, my friend. They're satin sheets. I'm typically pretty good about not splurging on unnecessary items, but I hadn't been sleeping well lately, and can you really put a price tag on a good night's sleep? Well, maybe you can, but that's how I justified buying them. Plus, they were 50% off...how can you beat that? The coefficient of friction is so low on these things that my pillows slid off each other when I lifted my head up. I recommend them to all.

Leave it to the Catholic Church to find pornography on candy wrappers. Okay, so maybe it is. I just want to know how they think the drawing of the lemon "looks female". I'm out.


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