Mestee Blogger

I woke up on the couch last night and realized it was almost 2:00 AM, which means I had been there for three hours or so. I had some stuff that I meant to do earlier, before I fell asleep, but 2:00 AM didn't seem like the time to do laundry or post things on Ebay, so I went to bed. I'm also realizing that I must have left my dinner leftovers (Ralph Surprise) in a pot on the stove. My bad.

When I was at the gym yesterday, I was witness to the strange sight of an unplugged computer keyboard sitting in a sink in the locker room. It seemed like it should be captured as one of those bizaare art images like a microphone plugged into the mouth of a fish, or a wagon filled with pancakes. Anyhoo, it reminded me of an informal list that Irf and I have been compiling, which would accurately be called "Combinations of things you see that you've never seen before, and you'll probably never see again". So, you see, the keyboard in the sink would be a prime example. Unfortunately, I could only think of our two main examples:

• The sighting that started the list...Jack and Irf are eating breakfast together. Jack has a cut on his finger, which opens up sometime during breakfast. Result: Blood on a bagel.
• I was working at T-Mobile, where somebody had been giving out Hershey's Kisses. I needed to send a document to customer service, but the candy had melted in my hands. Result: Chocolate on the fax machine.

If Irf or anybody else would like to add to this short list, please feel free...I'm missing a lot of them.

Here's an interview with Chris Rock, done by the Onion AV club. If you're averse to a little profanity, I suggest you skip this one.

We're having a party tonight. Whether you're there or not, I'll tell you about it on Monday. Adios.

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