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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Wait Just a Minute There, Pilgrim 

Okay, I know yesterday's blog was really crappy, and maybe you thought I was going to totally redeem myself by giving you the best blog entry ever today. But you're wrong. I have an unfortunate amount of work that needs to get done, and even my lunch break will be spent paying bills and doing other generally non-fun activities, so I just have a spare minute here to give you a small helping of MesteeBlogger to go with your Turkey.

We played hoops last night, and the old guys beat us again. The court is only about 3/4 the size of a real basketball court (maybe smaller), so this really hurts any speed advantage we might have, since you can rarely run a "real" fast break. That, plus the fact that almost every member of their team was taller than almost everyone on ours, led to our ultimate defeat.

It's good to see that 46% of you will be participating in a cranberry sauce wrestling match to celebrate the holiday, while less of you (6%) were inclined to simply hang out with your family or overdose on turkey. It's good to see that at least one fifth of those surveyed would be studying the effects of tryptophan, while another fifth of you would be pursuing all of these activities in celebration of Thanksgiving.

The Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich finally sold for $28,000 , after the joke bids were taken down. Click here to find out the secrets of this never-spoiling sandwich. That's all for today.

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