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Mestee,

Are you really fueled by very cold water and Kellogg's Pop-Tart Toaster Pastries? Or is it just your blog that somehow receives its energy from these substances? Either way, is the flavor of choice Apple Cinnamon, Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, French Toast, Frosted Blueberry, Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Frosted Cherry, Frosted Chocolate Fudge, Frosted Chocolate Vanilla Crème, Frosted Grape, Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Raspberry, Frosted S’Mores, Frosted Strawberry, Frosted Wild Berry, Low Fat Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Low Fat Frosted Chocolate Fudge, Low Fat Frosted Strawberry, Spider-man™ Spidey-Berry, SpongeBob SquarePants™ Wild Bubble-Berry, Strawberry Yogurt Blasts Blueberry, or Yogurt Blasts Strawberry?

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Dear W-BAM,
You win the award for Longest Comment Ever. Technically, my blog is fueled by me, but I am fueled by ice water and Pop Tarts. Therefore, my blog is indirectly fueled by ice water and pop tarts. In truth, I haven't been consuming Pop Tarts with much frequency as of late. Many years ago, I was almost strictly a Brown Sugar Cinnamon consumer. However, in the past two years, when I have indulged in those tasty breakfast treats, it has usually been of the Frosted Blueberry or Frosted Strawberry variety. I'd be lying if I said that the SpongeBob SquarePants™ Wild Bubble-Berry didn't pique my interest, though. When I go shopping, a goal of mine is to avoid filling my shopping cart with items that might lead one to believe that an 8 year-old has just been allowed to go shopping by himself for the first time. I find that this raises my level of both health and self-respect. In that regard, Pop Tarts and Cinnamon Toast Crunch hurt my case, while the kiss of death occasionally comes in the form of a 12 oz. Nestle's Strawberry Milk. Longest Response Ever. Yesssss!

Brian


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