Friday, December 03, 2004
You Can Find Me "in the Club", Bottle Full of Bub...

That's right, it's Friday. I understand that this guy on your left, whom I've unofficially named "Wally", might get a little annoying with his constant heel clicking, but c'mon, he's had a long week in the office at Vectron International. You can't blame the guy for celebrating. Plus, his legs will get tired after a while. I'm sure he'll have to stop eventually.
I must say, the results of this week's poll has shown me that my core audience is much different than I had initially imagined. Absolutely nobody wants Two Front Teeth for Christmas, so I guess everyone here is either an adult with their choppers intact or someone who is content with looking like Chris Cooper in Adaptation. Twenty-nine percent of you were interested in the prospect of a TiVo, while 17% of you will be busy shooting your eye out with a Red Rider BB Gun. Only 11% of you want an Apple iPod, but the real surprise came when I realized that 41% of you are Jewish. I didn't even think I knew 3 Jewish people, but I guess 7 of you will be celebrating Hannukah this year...so, uh, mazel tov.
Well, well, well...if it isn't Bob from Boise again.
Hi Mestee,
I think it's time you hunker down with a couple six-packs of Bud(not Bud light) and watch a couple Die Hard/Bruce Willis type flicks, or even a Mel Gibson/Danny Glover action packed movie before it's too late to get you back in the "club" , if you catch my drift.
Bob from Boise
Bob,
This sounds like an interesting experiment that I might be willing to try sometime...maybe even this weekend. Actually, I just got invited to a co-workers bachelor party at the Copley Marriot, where there is sure to be plenty of manly activities going on. Perhaps I can do this instead of having to sit through crappy Mel Gibson movies.
Brian from Boston
For those Homestar fans out there, here's an interesting interview with the man behind all of your favorite voices, Matt Chapman. I might have to amend that statement...the first page is pretty dumb, but the rest of it is good. Have a good Friday.
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