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Jacko came down for hoops last night, making for even teams. My teammates were Mike, Jimmy, and a huge-mongous guy named Mark. Mark looks kind of like Karl Malone, except probably 50 pounds heavier. We faced off against Jacko, Fernald, a little guy named Johnny, and a terrible basketball player named Bob. Early on, exploited their lack of anyone big enough to guard Mark, while Jack lit me up for a bunch of points inside and outside. We played with a woman's ball, and Jack and Fernald were the only two who seemed to adjust to shooting from outside with it. Not even a Viactiv MultiVitamin could have saved my shooting from disgrace last night. Our team ended up taking 3 out of 5 games, thanks in part to Jimmy's crazy shots that always seemed to go in.

Tonight is Texas Hold 'Em with special guest Smilin' Andy Bean. I swear I'm due to win.

Did you hear about the guy who stole 3 million nickels? Seriously. This Slate article explains why, if you're thinking of going into the coin theft profession, nickels are not where it's at.
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