Mestee Blogger

Okay, you want insight? MJ's "flu" is just a stall tactic while he plans his grand escape. In three weeks, he'll be sipping pina coladas in an undisclosed location with Elvis, Biggie, Tupac, and possibly a Culkin kid or two. The fifteen year-old who killed his grandparents has been found guilty, regardless of how many pills he was on at the time. He'll go to prison, and in 30 years he'll be ready to released back into the population as a perfectly well-adjusted 45 year-old who has only spent 2/3 of his life in prison. I'll give Paul Shanley 60 days before he dies in prison, unless he proves to be a loyal girlfriend. As for cutting carrots, I'm not sure of the proper technique, but it cannot possibly be the "bite-n-spit" method Timmy displayed last night. Happy?
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