Mestee Blogger

I've had a few complaints that I'm not properly responding to enough of the comments/questions, so here's my attempt at solving that problem:

Hey Brian,
I was wondering, have you ever had any pets? If so, how many and what kinds of pets? Lastly, if you have had pets, have you liked any of them...like more than a friend?

Westward Expansionist,
Jeremy C. Hufton

Jeremy,
My mother is allergic to dogs and cats, which is one of the reasons we've never really had a pet. When Sarah and I were around 9 and 12 years old, we got 3 goldfish and named them Larry, Moe, and Curly. One by one, they chose to visit the big aquarium in the sky rather than see how things would pan out in their little plastic bowl in our kitchen. I believe that their lifespan, between the 3 of them, may have been 24 hours once in our custody. Also, Sarah had a fish named Firecracker somewhere around the same time. One day during the summer, Firecracker was put out in the solar room and promptly forgotten about, until my mom discovered a mysterious fishbowl containing only black, cloudy water. Sorry we evaporated you, Firecracker.

All Apologies,
Brian

Brian,

Are you still cruising through the holidays?

Concerned,
Irfan H. Rizvi

IHR,

One might believe that this is in reference to my nametag from the Fidelity "Cruising Through the Holidays" holiday party that I attended a while back. Like any normal person would have done after they were finished with their nametag from the company holiday party, I pasted it on Hufton's bedroom door. If this is a cryptic way of asking me if I am still employed by Fidelity, then yes, I am. If you are wondering whether the actual nametag is still present on Hufton's former bedroom door, I haven't checked, but I believe it may have been removed. If you are wondering something else, then you're just going to have to be a little more straightforward with your question next time.

Seriously,
Brian

If you haven't seen the post with Hufton's pictures, make sure to scroll down and check it out -- I realize I may have thrown some people off with the multiple-post extravaganza.

I may seem like a Star Wars geek from all of these links, but I cannot claim to be. Go to this Target site, give them some info, and let them generate your battle name. Mine is Governor Doob Deathspandex. Sweet.
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