Mestee Blogger

There were some good guesses at the identity of yesterday's mystery weather man.

Can't Touch This suggests that it might be MC Hammer in his post-bankruptcy gig:



Fernald thinks it's DJ Jazzy Jeff:















Joe Taranto guessed Otis Day from "Animal House":



But The Real Fernald guessed correctly, saying it was Tim Meadows as John-John Mackey:



For getting that correct, I will uphold my promise of giving you, uh, bonus points. Yeah, 3 bonus points...which can later be redeemed for, uh, my car. Once you get a thousand. Bonus points, that is.

Last night, we had a guest player at our Texas Hold 'Em game -- Mr. Steve Mague. He lost a majority of his chips early on against Mike, but he was still working the play n' stay when I left the game at midnight. Since my alarm now goes off around 5:00 AM, midnight is frighteningly late. I went all in against Brendan with a two pair, queens and jacks. Brendan needed an ace on the last card to beat me, and he got it. It was probably better that way, though...because I'm tired enough as it is. I'm hoping that Steve pulled off the comeback of the century, though I would guess that Brendan won it all. You know what's more boring than reading about poker? Reading speculative statements about a small-time poker game. I'll stop.

I can't decide what part of this story is the strangest.

Have a taste of The Onion.
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