Thursday, June 23, 2005
Red Snapper, Very Tasty!
I was watching Wheel of Fortune at the gym last night, and I swear the Pat Sajack and Vanna White look no older than when I first saw the show as a kid.
Pat and Vanna have been hosting together for 23 years. Granted Pat looks a little older without stage makeup (or with a baseball in hand?), but seriously, the wheel must have some rejuvenating powers. Another thing about the show that has remained the same is that the puzzles are easy and the contestants are morons. I saw one lady with the chance to solve this:
Y__ AR_ TH_ S_NSHIN_ _F MY LIF_
She decided to buy a vowel. An "E", to be more specific, leaving her with:
Y__ ARE THE S_NSHINE _F MY LIFE
Then, she buys another vowel...a "U"!
Y_U ARE THE SUNSHINE _F MY LIFE
Think you might know what it is yet, lady? Or would you like to spend the rest of your prize money buying obvious letters? Oh good, she solved it. Of all the people to be mad at, maybe Wheel of Fortune contestants shouldn't be on my list. After being subjected to "The Wheel" for a half hour, Jeopardy had a contestant who admitted to being involuntarily stuck in his basement for a night after being unable to navigate his way to either a light switch or an exit. Gameshows are clearly headed toward extinction.
If there's one thing that remains true in life, it's that old people hate naked people. That is all.
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Y__ AR_ TH_ S_NSHIN_ _F MY LIF_
She decided to buy a vowel. An "E", to be more specific, leaving her with:
Y__ ARE THE S_NSHINE _F MY LIFE
Then, she buys another vowel...a "U"!
Y_U ARE THE SUNSHINE _F MY LIFE
Think you might know what it is yet, lady? Or would you like to spend the rest of your prize money buying obvious letters? Oh good, she solved it. Of all the people to be mad at, maybe Wheel of Fortune contestants shouldn't be on my list. After being subjected to "The Wheel" for a half hour, Jeopardy had a contestant who admitted to being involuntarily stuck in his basement for a night after being unable to navigate his way to either a light switch or an exit. Gameshows are clearly headed toward extinction.
If there's one thing that remains true in life, it's that old people hate naked people. That is all.
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