Mestee Blogger

It's not even 9:00 AM yet, and I've already heard three people mention that it's Monday. Often, it is said in a way that would imply that the person just didn't see it coming...I went to bed on Monday night, went to work for 4 days, went to the beach for 2 days, now it's already Monday again! Maybe they're just using it as small talk. I think "Let's Talk About What Day of the Week it is" small talk might make me as uncomfortable as "Let's Talk about the Present Weather Conditions" small talk. As Spiro once said in the punchline to his famous Russians in the Winter joke, "Enough of this love talk, let's read mail". Maybe that was a slight variation.

Hey Brian,
I would happily share the Phi Delta Phi photos with you--but unfortunately, our friends Jeremy and Maren refused to release the pictures. Apparently a couple of innocent ancient Greek letter formations on a bed look too much like certain activities that are undoubtedly illegal in Texas. Sorry. As for the T-shirt...well, you'll have to come visit Phid House to pick it up!

-Katie

Katie,

Jeremy is often concerned about embarassing photos of him being released to the public, fearing that they may thwart his campaign to become President of the United States in 2016. I have seen recent photographs of Jeremy sporting a mustache and wearing his infamous "Sexsi" t-shirt and, though I have requested them for publishing on the blog, he has yet to fulfill my request. Fear not though, Katie, for I do have access to some other photographs that were taken in Jeremy's Georgetown days. If he doesn't send me the photos of his mustachioed self, then I may have to find myself a scanner and publish them in place. All I can say is, there are dairy products involved.

Brian Adams, Public Blackmailer

Mestee,

It's nice to know that the bond we share cannot be broken by a mere few hundred miles. Indeed, I happen to be wearing the exact outfit (sans moonboots and glasses) as I am in the picture you have included.

Dynamitily,
Steve

Steve,

You have confirmed what I have believed for a long time now: I have the ability to correctly guess what you are wearing at any given time. Good God, man! Put something on! That's better. I will continue to post pictures of you in what I believe you will be wearing when you read this, until I am wrong. Here is my best guess.

Brian

Enjoy your day -- I'll be back tomorrow.
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