Mestee Blogger

So many questions to answer, so much free time to answer them...

Mestee,
I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but from this side of the country, your legs don't look all that tan Bri-Guy. Perhaps it's just the lighting?

Megan

Maloney,
I spent a lot of time embarassing myself in the tanning salon just so my legs would look good when you saw them on the blog. And for what? No less than 18 minutes wasted on trying to impress you, but failing again. Maybe you didn't look closely enough at this picture...


If you'll notice, Sarah's feet are considerably more pale than my legs. Make no mistake, Maloney, I am a bronzed Adonis.

Seriously,
Brian
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Grizzian,
Did you ever get those pictures I sent from my cell phone?

-Anonymous

Anony,
I did get the pictures you sent from the cell phone, but they came out much too blurry to actually provide any entertainment value. Consider all of your hard work done for nothing.

Brian
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Mestee,
Um, yeah, the last comment you have here that says I commented at 4:05 PM is NOT me. Someone's posing as me.
~Tony

Tony,
Be not afraid. Around these parts, I'm actually more surprised when somebody uses their real name than when they impersonate somebody else. This may blow your mind, but the person posing as you was asking a question about a comment that they themselves wrote while posing as someone else. For example:

Mestee,
My favorite kind of pencil is a Dixon Ticonderoga #2.
Yours Truly,
Person A

Hey Person A,
You so crazy, I think I wanna have yo baby!
Honestly,
Person B

Little did everyone know that it was actually Person C that wrote this entire exchange. Make sense? Good. Tomorrow, I'll be discussing quantum physics.

Long Windedly,
Brian
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I am so glad that Slate.com has weighed in on what I think is the funniest commercial on TV. The ad is for Geico Insurance and is called "Tiny House". It features a promo for a fake reality show called (of course) "Tiny House". The premise of this fake show is that a couple gets married and then has to spend their first year of marriage living in a tiny house with 4 and a half foot ceilings. The funny thing is, I thought that Tiny House was a real show the first time I saw the ad. Not only that, but I was excited to watch it until I realized I had been duped.

If you want to see the ad, go here, then click "What We've Done" and "Geico".

The best line is delivered by the guy when they first walk into the tiny house: "This is kinda awesome".

Question of the Day: If you would receive $100,000 at the end, would you be willing to live in the Tiny House for a year?

Am I wrong in saying that this looks like it should be a headline from The Onion?
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