Mestee Blogger

So many people have been in and out of this house over the years, it's often difficult to figure out what belongs to who. Since I'm the one that's been here the longest, most of the questions are directed toward me.

"Hey Brian, what's with the donkey pinata in the bathroom?"
"Why are all these sleeping bags upstairs?"
"I found a scuba mask in the TV stand, do you know who it belongs to?"

You get the point. Most of the time, I know exactly which things belong to whom, but some things still confuse me, like the mail. Of course, we still get mail from some of the Boston Ave originals, but there are some people who get mail here that I have never heard of. At the moment, we get mail addressed to the following NON-RESIDENTS individuals on a semi-regular basis:


1. Michael J. Gale
2. Irfan Rizvi
3. George Phelps
4. Brendan Fernald
5. Jimmy Olsen
6. Bruce Chen
7. Rich Dougan
8. Steve Mague

I wonder if my legend will live on through improperly addressed mail for years after I leave 23 Boston Avenue, Apartment #2. One can only hope.

If this entry has not been sufficiently amusing, read The Onion instead.
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