Mestee Blogger

Dipping into the virtual mailbag on a Saturday? Virtually unheard of, but you'd better believe it.

Mestee,
A couple of years ago my husband wore an angel hair wig cute "mullet" style, wife beater stained with oil and tea bags around the arm pits, boxer shorts, black socks, flip flops, and me at his side with a fake preggo belly, tube top, black eye and matching tattoo's. It was hot. I truly appreciate your costume and I was thinking a bottle of dear pee would finish it off nicely...thats right...they sell it!...and I think you should carry it in one of your many pockets. Great blog.

-Aficionado

Mrs. Aficionado,

Who would have thought that, by simply using the word "aficionado" on my blog, I would attract the attention of a blogger named Aficionado? Either way, I find it slightly fascinating that they sell deer urine on the open market, but not fascinating enough to merit its inclusion in this year's Halloween costume. The fake teeth alone were enough to drive away any female prospects, so I can't even imagine what kind of reaction I would have gotten from carrying around a bottle of pee. Thanks for the tip, though.

-Brian

That's all for now...I'll be back on Monday.
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