Thursday, December 08, 2005
Somebody Told Me that You Had a Boyfriend who Looked like a Girlfriend...
Mestee,
What is the point of a poll if the final result is never shared with your readers? Is the outcome secret or something? If I don't see a little more follow-through in this area, I'm going to shave my upper lip and thus deprive you of the pleasure of my moustache.
Mr. Jack with Moustache
Mr. Jack,
Waah! Waah! My name is Mr. Jack with Moustache and I'm going to cry like a little baby until the poll results get published on the blog...waah! Here they are, you whining little sissy...
What is Your Favorite Spelling of my Name?
Fwyan
(9 votes)
Pnian
(8 votes)
Brian
(14 votes)
Frian
(8 votes)
Grizzian
(9 votes)
Grian
(15 votes)
Bjian
(9 votes)
Cwian
(9 votes)
Strangely, "Grian" edged out "Brian" as your favorite way to spell my name. Fwyan, which only has two letters in common with my name, made a strong showing as well.
I Hope You're Happy,
Brian (Grian)
My job has been going well, and there have been a few personnel changes that you may find as curious as I do. First of all, Maple stopped showing up to work a few weeks ago. At first, I sort of figured that maybe she was sick or had some personal situation that might stop her from coming in. However, a week passed and nobody ever made a mention of it. Curiosity got the best of me, so I started asking around, but nobody has any idea what went down. Did she get fired? Did she quit? Did she somehow read my blog and become so offended that she couldn't bring herself to face me again? Maybe I'll never know.
They brought in a new training class to make sure that we were properly staffed to handle the amount of transactions that are supposed to be requested within the next few weeks. After taking a look at some of the newbies, one woman named Cynthia caught my eye. Not because she was attractive, but because she just didn't look quite right. I don't know how to describe it, but something just seemed strange about her. Upon closer examination, she appeared to be wearing some make-up that caught my eye. It looked like it was there in an attempt to hide her...stubble. That's right, Cynthia is a dude. At least, I think so. She seems to have a disturbingly ample bosom, but she dresses with the sense of style that I would have if I were told to dress like a woman, which is to say "no sense of style". If you're going to be a tranvestite -- or is it transexual? -- If you're going to be, uh, transgendered, I think you should really commit to it. None of this "I'm going to wear a skirt with black socks and black sneakers" business, get out some pumps and work the runway, sweetheart! Anyway, s/he is very nice, but I don't think were close enough that I can encourage her to make changes to her wardrobe just yet.
I'll be spending the day tomorrow getting a haircut, picking up shirts at the cleaners, and a doing a few other errands I need to get done before the trip to NYC this weekend. I'll be back on Monday.
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What is the point of a poll if the final result is never shared with your readers? Is the outcome secret or something? If I don't see a little more follow-through in this area, I'm going to shave my upper lip and thus deprive you of the pleasure of my moustache.
Mr. Jack with Moustache
Mr. Jack,
Waah! Waah! My name is Mr. Jack with Moustache and I'm going to cry like a little baby until the poll results get published on the blog...waah! Here they are, you whining little sissy...
What is Your Favorite Spelling of my Name?
Fwyan
(9 votes)
Pnian
(8 votes)
Brian
(14 votes)
Frian
(8 votes)
Grizzian
(9 votes)
Grian
(15 votes)
Bjian
(9 votes)
Cwian
(9 votes)
Strangely, "Grian" edged out "Brian" as your favorite way to spell my name. Fwyan, which only has two letters in common with my name, made a strong showing as well.
I Hope You're Happy,
Brian (Grian)
My job has been going well, and there have been a few personnel changes that you may find as curious as I do. First of all, Maple stopped showing up to work a few weeks ago. At first, I sort of figured that maybe she was sick or had some personal situation that might stop her from coming in. However, a week passed and nobody ever made a mention of it. Curiosity got the best of me, so I started asking around, but nobody has any idea what went down. Did she get fired? Did she quit? Did she somehow read my blog and become so offended that she couldn't bring herself to face me again? Maybe I'll never know.
They brought in a new training class to make sure that we were properly staffed to handle the amount of transactions that are supposed to be requested within the next few weeks. After taking a look at some of the newbies, one woman named Cynthia caught my eye. Not because she was attractive, but because she just didn't look quite right. I don't know how to describe it, but something just seemed strange about her. Upon closer examination, she appeared to be wearing some make-up that caught my eye. It looked like it was there in an attempt to hide her...stubble. That's right, Cynthia is a dude. At least, I think so. She seems to have a disturbingly ample bosom, but she dresses with the sense of style that I would have if I were told to dress like a woman, which is to say "no sense of style". If you're going to be a tranvestite -- or is it transexual? -- If you're going to be, uh, transgendered, I think you should really commit to it. None of this "I'm going to wear a skirt with black socks and black sneakers" business, get out some pumps and work the runway, sweetheart! Anyway, s/he is very nice, but I don't think were close enough that I can encourage her to make changes to her wardrobe just yet.
I'll be spending the day tomorrow getting a haircut, picking up shirts at the cleaners, and a doing a few other errands I need to get done before the trip to NYC this weekend. I'll be back on Monday.
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