Sunday, December 04, 2005
With Regards to Suits and Stubble
I've got plenty of comments to respond to, so let's get started right away.
Frian,
From the looks of it, you might have a serious case of under-beard as well.
Still having an under-beard even when I've finished shaving,
Residual Brendan,
I'll agree, the picture I've posted seems to tell the tale of a man who can hardly grow stubble anywhere north of his facial equator. In my defense, the flash of the camera did no help in illustrating the beard growth around my mouth, which tends to be more blonde and red instead of the dark brown color of my under-beard.
I think the thing that seemed most peculiar to me was that I have a completely blond under-mustache that stretches all the way from one corner of my mouth to the other, beneath my lower lip. Does everyone have this? I thought most people just had a small patch -- the flavor saver, if you will -- that occupies the center of the bottom lip. I may explore future opportunities in growing out my under-mustache.
That is All,
Brian
McCrian,
Over one week ago, I challenged to add a fake movie listings link to your blog to symmetrically compliment your "real news" "fake news" fraction. Yet, you did not even acknowledge my challenge, let alone act on it! What kind of gentleman are you exactly? How many suits do you own?
Irately,
Suited Man,
I'm sorry it took so long, but this is all I could find
for fake movie listings. I hope you like them. Remember to not show up at the fictitious theatres, as the movies listed are definitely not playing there. As for my suit selection, I currently own one dark blue suit, an alternate grey jacket to be worn with said suit, and one blue blazer. Do not confuse this with the Blue Blazer.
Owner of 1.5 Suits,
Brian
That's it for now. Perhaps I'll get to some more questions later. Until then, have a safe and happy Monday.
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Frian,
From the looks of it, you might have a serious case of under-beard as well.
Still having an under-beard even when I've finished shaving,
Residual Brendan,
I'll agree, the picture I've posted seems to tell the tale of a man who can hardly grow stubble anywhere north of his facial equator. In my defense, the flash of the camera did no help in illustrating the beard growth around my mouth, which tends to be more blonde and red instead of the dark brown color of my under-beard.
I think the thing that seemed most peculiar to me was that I have a completely blond under-mustache that stretches all the way from one corner of my mouth to the other, beneath my lower lip. Does everyone have this? I thought most people just had a small patch -- the flavor saver, if you will -- that occupies the center of the bottom lip. I may explore future opportunities in growing out my under-mustache.That is All,
Brian
McCrian,
Over one week ago, I challenged to add a fake movie listings link to your blog to symmetrically compliment your "real news" "fake news" fraction. Yet, you did not even acknowledge my challenge, let alone act on it! What kind of gentleman are you exactly? How many suits do you own?
Irately,
Suited Man,
I'm sorry it took so long, but this is all I could find
for fake movie listings. I hope you like them. Remember to not show up at the fictitious theatres, as the movies listed are definitely not playing there. As for my suit selection, I currently own one dark blue suit, an alternate grey jacket to be worn with said suit, and one blue blazer. Do not confuse this with the Blue Blazer.Owner of 1.5 Suits,
Brian
That's it for now. Perhaps I'll get to some more questions later. Until then, have a safe and happy Monday.
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