Mestee Blogger

There was a new woman at work today. She is very short. So short, in fact, that I was wondering for much of the day whether she was a midget or just a short person. As I stood next to her, I estimated that I was over a foot taller than the new lady, putting her at about 4 foot 8. It brought to mind the time that Jack worked for IBM one summer after high school. He worked with a girl that was well over 6 feet tall, whom he referred to as "The Giantess". It brought a smile to my face just imagining "The Giantess" working side by side with the new lady at my office and all of the visual hilarity that would surely occur.

Right now, I'm going to watch Big Baby Davis take on Sheldon Williams. I'm usually a Duke fan, but I've found myself sort of rooting against them as of late. I saw Big Baby sort of poking fun at Duke at a press conference, saying that "you know a Dukie when you see one...and I'm just not a Dukie kind of guy". I knew what he meant, but then they cut to J.J. Reddick, completely straight-faced, saying "I don't know what he's talking about. We don't call each other Dukies and I've never heard anyone else call us that". I think he was sort of missing the point. I feel like the LSU team are the Red Sox Idiots to Duke's no-nonsense Yankees. True, I did not mention Bronson "Dirty Water" Arroyo being traded the other night. I was sort of indifferent to him as a player. I will note, however, that his trade counterpart, Wily "One L" Mo Pena hit a home run in his first Red Sox appearance last night. I've got to get going so Ralph Surprise will be ready to eat by gametime. I'm out.

In case you were wondering, both pictures are real. The tall woman in the dress is 7 foot 4 and the Asian woman above is 7 foot 9. See? Hilarious!
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